namztuts:

gottacatchemall:

[キュウコンの じんつうりき!]

Justin ^

That’s not my name
jimeny falen

(Source: angryblackman, via datstorm)

all-new-buttersnips:

TesseracT
fiztheancient:

neilcicierega:

Wow a lot of very shrewd minds have pointed out inaccuracies in my inspirational Einstein image. Just goes to show you what an incredible resource for fact-checking that Tumblr is.
I have updated the image to reflect the amazing truth about this amazing man.

jesus
neopoint:

 woah asshole the fuck was that for
deadporrim:

i am the ultimate life form


Cohas cotroll ! !
vgkait:

It is the start of the year 2000, and something is wrong.
Husbands and wives wake up next to each other, scared. They don’t know who the person in the bed with them is. Who is this person? Why are they in my house? Is this my house? Is this their house?
They go out to investigate. A five-year-old child uses a Windows 98 computer in the living room. The child turns around, and asks, “Is it time for me to go to school, mommy?”
The world is in panic. The President of the United States, who awoke in the Oval Office with no knowledge of being elected, calls for a large-scale investigation.
After weeks of asking adults and children alike what is going on, and looking at the various public records, they realize that the children are not confused at all. The adults can only remember what last happened in 1989. However, the children that can speak say that they were born anywhere from 1991 to 1996. Public officials can only draw one conclusion.
To every adult, the 1990s never happened. The children, however, cannot have come from nowhere.
It doesn’t take long after this conclusion for them to realize that only 90s kids remember the 90s.
thatstrange-boy:

#selfieswag #selfie #swag #flower #behind #the #ear #swaggggggg #flowerbehindtheearswag #hey #hollabackgurl

The most priceless tags I’ve seen myself.

They’re in the wrong place.
robofranklin91:

How I feel when around popular people.

aduhm:

closing a 3-ring binder clasp on your finger

image

Haven’t laughed this hard in weeks

(via countcolbula)

thebrillig:

We need not find ourselves on opposite sides of the board.

rarrr

(Source: grimmyr, via ms-delcious)

klaufir:

.snroh htiw doG A .sevooh htiw doG A
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