verycooltrash:

zombocon:

I want to date the kind of girl who doesn’t get grossed out when you ask for a hat wobble or a flaghenstyle.

do they usually react like
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Flarhgunnstow. It’s Flarhgunnstow.

Fuckin’ “flaghenstyle”. Take your bitch ass out of here

“I’ll fap my own nose thank you very much.”

Emma

Corey the Fucklord:

"Mmm I love the Beatles. How bout you?"

"I don’t mind them but I wouldn’t choose to listen to them I guess."

"WHAT? You don’t like the Beatles? Wow dude. They’re one of the greatest bands ever. Seriously great music. Guess not everyone can appreciate it. See ya."


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Mfw people think EA developed Battlefield

slimydad:

this just in: tumbler user eshcka would eat a weiner

I don’t believe this

slimydad:

this just in: tumbler user eshcka would eat a weiner

I don’t believe this